January 2012
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Ricotta gnocchi at Gilt Bar is the best thing I’ve ever eaten. It might have been influenced by the bottle of wine I drank. But it was THE BEST.
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I think I’m on the quinoa bandwagon. That’s a pretty tasty chenopod.
I know you’ve all missed the countless pictures of my dog and my dumb jokes for the last 6 months. For that reason I’m back internet. I’m BAAAAAAAAAAACK.
August 2011
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I am sickly obsessed with reading 1-star business reviews on Yelp. What is you favorite place in Chicago? I want to read what the rubes, over-entitled, and those that have too much time on their hands have to say!
June 2011
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“If you’re planning on leaving here with that beer in your purse, you...”
– Helpful DJ at Club Foot
May 2011
6 posts
“You cannot say you are a follower of the guy who said love your enemies and do...”
– Bill Maher (via soupsoup)
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Happy Mother's Day Paulette!
Mom: How was your day?
Me: Tiring. I spent hours cleaning the bathroom. It even got down to scrubbing with some soft scrub and a toothbrush.
Mom: How did you learn to do that? I didn't teach you that.
April 2011
22 posts
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Living in sin commences tomorrow and it’s got me thinking. Mostly, I’m thinking about how different my life was when I moved into this apartment 2 years ago. So many awesome changes and developments and I’m ready for the adventure ahead!
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I had a really weird dream last night…
Super aggressive mechanical spiders trying to get under my clothes. I tried to swat them away but it wasn’t working. Some of them were bright, neon colors and they all had Bratz doll faces.
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Countdown to co-habitation...
10 days.
This means constantly taking another persons space and needs into consideration. This also means having a made bed every morning (because Casey makes it… I leave that shit messy as hell).
I’m officially addicted to chicken Panang Curry from Taste of Asia on Broadway. WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN TASTY?????
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I just spent 30 minutes in the Goorin Brothers store on Broadway, trying on many hats, and apparently annoying the staff. Look, Goorin Brothers staff, I want to buy a hat from you. I really do. It’s not my fault that my head shape means that every time I try one on all I can see in the mirror is that shrunken head guy in the waiting room to hell from Beetlejuice.
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Putting a positive spin on this hangover...
Being this dehydrated makes my lips look really big.
Curing the injustices of this week with some mothafuckin’ Honky Tonk BBQ and midnight vintage shopping.
“One cold wintry day in London, I was dreaming about salad nicoise—one of my...”
– Gwyneth Paltrow, My Father’s Daughter (via thatwhitebitch)
This bus smells like sunscreen and failure.
March 2011
32 posts
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The magic is definitely not gone...
Me: Tell me about your day.
Casey: Well, everyone came all over themselves because it was some guys birthday.
Me: Cool.
